you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
